12:18 AM
22 February, 2017

12:18 AM
12:18 AM
12:18 AM

Michael on Twitter
When Balki and Screech have a lovechild and make it swallow a bottle of Melatonin https://t.co/BXct6risaZ
8:32 PM • Retweeted by It's My Bday. Yep.
Michael on Twitter
DATE: I'm super into video games ME: *trying to impress her* My dad was the ball in Pong
12:49 PM • Retweeted by It's My Bday. Yep.
Michael Kimani on Twitter
Guo: "Chinese electricity companies now using Bitcoin mining as a battery to store/monetize surplus energy." https://youtu.be/MAd2f4n6wx8?t=2m57s /3
12:07 AM • Retweeted by Carsten Munk
Big Ben on Twitter
12:03 AM
Cory Doctorow on Twitter
Sarah Jeong's Harvard lecture: "The Internet of Garbage" #1yrago https://boingboing.net/2016/02/22/sarah-jeongs-harvard-lecture.html https://t.co/UJ7Ra4922c
12:01 AM
martin lutherhat on Twitter
i just found out why everyone is tweeting about pineapple on pizza today and it's way dumber than i thought it would be
11:55 PM
?athan ?illis on Twitter
Good morning Internet, what's he done now?
11:49 PM
qole on Twitter
@BenedictEvans @stskeeps At the very least, as high quality cameras, smartphones are creating content every day. Millions of selfies.
11:45 PM
Benedict Evans on Twitter
That is, 'PCs are for creation and mobile for consumption' isn't just wrong - the truth is actually the other way around, or will be
11:32 PM • Retweeted by Carsten Munk
Benedict Evans on Twitter
And software, ease of use & sensors of 2.5bn smartphones means far more creation happens there than ever on PCs - casual but meaningful 2/2
11:30 PM • Retweeted by Carsten Munk
Benedict Evans on Twitter
Posit: only, say, 50-100m actually really *create* stuff on PCs. The rest, really, are used as terminals and for, well, consumption. 1/2
11:28 PM • Retweeted by Carsten Munk
Cory Doctorow on Twitter
Improve your laptop stickering technique #1yrago https://boingboing.net/2016/02/22/improve-your-laptop-stickering.html https://t.co/iaokuOCPI4
11:30 PM
ZLed on Twitter
Cellphones As a Fifth-Order Elaboration of Maxwell's Theory http://ift.tt/2maIQ2Z
11:25 PM
qole on Twitter
Watching the rebroadcast of the successful launch now. Liftoff in 6 minutes! https://twitter.com/NASA/status/834280006633213952
11:24 PM
It's My Bday. Yep. on Twitter
Ok so who has a good idea about how to topple the bad president?
11:19 PM
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
I'm sorry ? tomorrow I'll be happy and talk about rainbows instead of being a depression thoughtleader Goodnight ?
11:08 PM
Big Ben on Twitter
11:01 PM
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
I can write a screen of changelog on an XML file, and Silicon Valley can't recognize months of work by their own de? https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834296926304686080
11:01 PM
Cory Doctorow on Twitter
John Oliver on American states' absurd, punitive abortion laws #1yrago https://boingboing.net/2016/02/22/449342.html https://t.co/l91mZs93JH
11:00 PM
Born Miserable on Twitter
BREAKING: Donald Trump Denounces Anti-Semitism, President Stephen Bannon Reportedly "Very Disappointed" in Trump
9:26 PM • Retweeted by It's My Bday. Yep.
endless screaming on Twitter
10:34 PM • Retweeted by KimKierkegaardashian
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
I'm sorry for being edgy instead of cuddly lately. The end of the republic will do that to a person.
10:54 PM
crappystuffforjerks on Twitter
Well, Boatloaf, it began as a typo. But as soon as I saw it I knew: one day it would be the name of my son.
1:54 AM • Retweeted by It's My Bday. Yep.
crappystuffforjerks on Twitter
A person who says whatever pops into their head while failing to consider the effect their words may have isn't "honest," they're an asshole
3:43 PM • Retweeted by It's My Bday. Yep.
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
This originally said caret but iOS wanted to autocorrect it so I just changed it to carrot rather than look it up b? https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834294192222371841
10:50 PM
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
"Hey look I fixed this thing in our app." "Nobody gives a shit, April. Users don't care. I don't care. Your life is pointless. Eat Arby's."
10:40 PM
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
Can you imagine, being a developer, working on stuff for weeks and nobody thinks your work matters enough for a change log? That's fun.
10:38 PM
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
Silicon Valley is the fucking borg https://t.co/Wa3q7TwqVa
10:35 PM
SNES Central on Twitter
Unreleased SNES version of Quik the Thunder Rabbit posted on Assembler Games http://assemblergames.com/l/threads/quik-the-thunder-rabbit-unreleased-super-nes-game.65618/
10:17 PM • Retweeted by j
Cory Doctorow on Twitter
Citing copyright, Army blocks Chelsea Manning from receiving printouts from EFF's website #1yrago? https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834289162232745985
10:30 PM
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
Okay so Twitter has designers but they each live in a different office and can't agree on what font to make their Hipchat so they don't talk
10:27 PM
Brad Fitzpatrick on Twitter
What @rob_pike, @enneff, et al have been up to... https://twitter.com/UpspinProject/status/834161123720966145
2:10 PM • Retweeted by Ville M. Vainio
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
Twitter doesn't have GUI unit tests or design documents or designers or whiteboards, and you see how that turns out. Don't be like Twitter.
10:20 PM
Chaucer Doth Tweet on Twitter
A daye wythout anachronism ys lyke Walt Whitman wythout hys phaser.
10:18 PM
NASA on Twitter
Carrying 3+ tons of food, fuel & supplies for @Space_Station, Russian cargo craft reached orbit & heads to station:? https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834285627273203713
10:16 PM
Alberto Nardelli on Twitter
The president of Iceland has issued a statement clarifying his pineapple on pizza remarks https://m.facebook.com/embaettiforseta/posts/764995766984279 https://t.co/P68Y5o0hnv
11:57 AM • Retweeted by Carsten Munk
Ryan Sherrard on Twitter
@SwiftOnSecurity https://t.co/nLWeuMndkM
10:13 PM • Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity
jessie frazelle on Twitter
@SwiftOnSecurity omg Tay where has this been all my life
10:13 PM • Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
1.) Yes, I am a Twitter expert 2.) Yes, Twitter is garbage
10:12 PM
SwiftOnSecurity on Twitter
?TWITTER TIP - EXPERT LEVEL ? How to tweet someone else's GIF: 1.) Tap the carrot in top right 2.) Tap "Share Tweet? https://twitter.com/i/web/status/834284599270338562
10:12 PM
Regretting a tweet on Twitter
Me: this reaction GIF meme is fantastic and I want to use it Twitter: you can't save GIF files from a tweet Me: https://t.co/zbvmnjFXA7
7:07 AM • Retweeted by SwiftOnSecurity
Big Ben on Twitter
10:02 PM
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